Steelers sick of Joey Porter’s attitude, butt wounds
The Steelers cutting Joey Porter is almost like Mount Rushmore cutting Abe Lincoln, but apparently the new-look Steelers want a new attitude as well to go with new coach Mike Tomlin - an attitude of passive wussiness.
Someone’s going to be able to pick up a pretty darn good linebacker still at the top of his game. And his dogs too. Sacramento citizens are lucky they don’t have an NFL team, because if Porter played there, between his and Ron Artest’s dogs they’d have to force them to live on a reservation and build a moat around it.
We just hope for Porter’s sake that the door didn’t hit him on the fanny on his way out. Ya know, just in case the bullet wound is still sore.
