Shawne Merriman takes steroids

Chargers linebacker Shawne “Lights Out” Merriman has been suspended 4 games by the league for testing positive for steroids. According to a source, the positive was “definitely for steroids…not one of those supplement deals.”

Chargers management has to be pleased at how Merriman is trying his best to fit in with the rest of his Chargers teammates - we’ve got a guy who attacks police, another guy running a cough syrup cartel, and now a steroid-crazed lunatic. All we need to complete the picture now is a guy who eats puppies, or maybe a goat pimp.

• Sources: Chargers’ Merriman suspended for steroids (ESPN)

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