Michael Vick sold stolen dogs for Iranian missiles for Osama bin Laden
Ron Mexico might be even more evil than we thought. It all started with giving girls VD. Then the whole weed-in-the-soda-bottle incident. Then it was the federal indictment on dog-fighting charges. Now, it appears Mike is in cahoots with none other than Osama bin Laden.
An inmate in South Carolina is suing Vick for “$63,000,000,000 billion” (what is that - 63 billion-billion? 63 gajillion?) claiming Vick stole his dogs, sold them on eBay (this despite a strict no-live-animal-sales rule by eBay), then used the money to buy missiles form Iran, which would presumably be used to help Osama bin Laden, since Vick pledged allegiance to al Qaeda in February.
It’s Iran-Contra all over again. Except, you know, with puppies instead of HAWK missiles.
