Michael Vick learns a thing or two from the terrorists

The current wave of terrorism has taught us all a few things…how to improve airline security, how to watch for suspicious behavior…and it’s even taught Ron Mexico how to smuggle weed onto an airplane!
We can only imagine the lightbulb that went off in Mike’s head after it was discovered that would-be terrorists were attempting to sneak caustic liquids onto airplanes in regular shampoo and soda bottles. Why not create a secret compartment in a water bottle to hide dope?
One thing is for sure - this ingenius application of MacGyver-esque proportions sure beats the old-fashioned balloon-up-the-tailpipe method.