Broken jaw which the universe probably meant for Terrell Owens sidelines Fred Smoot

Minnesota Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot will miss the last game of the regular season because of a jaw broken in five places as a result of a recent car accident.
Jackson Police Cmdr. Lee Vance said Wednesday that the crash occurred early Saturday morning on Interstate 55. He said Smoot was in the back seat of a 2007 Rolls-Royce when the 26-year-old driver, Percy Donalson, lost control and struck a guardrail. The car was towed from the scene.