Scot Pollard wants kids to do drugs

Hey, when the season is almost over and you’ve only put in time in 17 games, you have to do something to get attention. Mohawks just don’t cut it anymore. So Scot Pollard - who should be notorious for being the only “Dennis Rodman wannabe” in the history of the universe - figured telling kids to do drugs would accomplish just that. It worked.
Considering the NBA’s numerous anti-drug campaigns and messages, it’s a wonder David Stern hasn’t had Pollard drawn and quartered for the comment. On the irony scale, this is approximately equal to Barry Bonds filming a commercial for BALCO. At a playground.
It is unknown whether Pollard faces any fines for the stunt, or whether Cavaliers brass will just sentence him to an afternoon at SuperCuts.