Marijuana found in Carmelo Anthony’s car
Police Sgt. Dan Boyle said Smith was pulled over just before 11 p.m. Sunday on Interstate 76 in Lochbuie, a town of 3,300. An officer smelled marijuana and found a small amount in the center console of the car, Boyle said.
Smith was issued summonses for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana, driving in the passing lane when prohibited, failing to drive in a single lane and failing to present proof of vehicle insurance.
Apparently Carmelo Anthony has angered a wizard or fairy or witch somewhere. First he has the unbelievably bad luck of getting caught with marijuana in his carry-on bag at an airport, which of course wasn’t his. Now weed is showing up in his car? It must be magic weed, with the amazing ability to conjure itself up out of nothing, because according to him it’s not his and he didn’t put it in his bag or in his car.
The lesson here is to not anger wizards, witches, or fairies. You never know when one will screw with you by planting magic weed in your stuff.
Marijuana Found in Carmelo Anthony’s Car (Los Angeles Times)
