Latrell Sprewell’s girlfriend couldn’t have seen this coming

Latrell Sprewell’s former longtime girlfriend has filed a $200 million lawsuit against the former human noose NBA star for dumping her, apparently objecting to his calling their relationship “fake” and breaking a promise made in college to share his “life and fortune.” Now, we’ve all told women in college things that we probably regretted - but promising to share millions of dollars is a little different than promising get them backstage to meet Ted Leo & the Pharmacists.
You have to feel for this poor woman. How could she have seen this coming? Who would have thought Sprewell capable of physically assaulting another human being? Hiding when she tries to get money from him? Living on a yacht to avoid her? He’s like an NBA player and a rock star rolled into one convenient package. Maybe he should be fronting Van Halen.
And it takes a special kind of guy to dump five illegitimate kids on someone. It’s not Shawn Kemp impressive, but it’s impressive nonetheless.