Jose Canseco scheduled to make 1st start - as a pitcher

Jose Canseco

In a stunt that could only be pulled off by a minor league team - or Bill Veeck - Jose Canseco will be making his first ever start as a pitcher for the Long Beach Armada of the Golden Baseball League.

If the minor league teams keep going with gimmicks like this, they are going to lose a lot of the legitimacy they’ve built up with promotions such as Ted Williams Popsicle Night and Tonya Harding Mini Bat Night.

Speaking of promotions, why not spice up the event with “Jose Canseco Stoolie Night” where the winner is the person who rats out the most of his friends to authorities?

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