Barry Bonds, 58 others file for free agency

Barry Bonds

59 Major League Baseball players filed for free agency on the first day of eligibility. The list includes steroid fiend Barry Bonds, Nomar Garciaparra, Frank Thomas, and Cliff Floyd.

Once again, Barry proves what a swell guy he is, thanking literally the only team and fanbase that has stuck behind him through all of the steroid controversy swirling around him by playing the free agent market. Who will overpay for 2 bad knees, droopy man-boobs, and a bad attitude that makes Johnny Rotten look like Mr. Rogers? We’ll know soon enough.

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