Archive for December, 2006

With dad not around to force fetus to practice golfing, Tiger Woods decides it’s safe to start reproducing

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Michael Jordan waived by Juanita Jordan

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Cardinals stuck with Kurt Warner at least one more season

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Pat Riley will make Kirk Hinrich sleep with the fishes after Wade injury

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Broken jaw which the universe probably meant for Terrell Owens sidelines Fred Smoot

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Jason Taylor says Merriman shouldn’t be allowed to play or win league awards

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Phil Jackson says it’s not just Shaq’s eye that’s lazy

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Tell Randy Johnson if he can’t take the heat, to go back to the desert

Monday, December 25th, 2006

NHL still trying to figure out how to fix self, might try realignment

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

Mike Dunleavy could be moving back in with Daddy

Friday, December 22nd, 2006